Signs You Have Grown Up :-( P.S. Bad News!!

One of my Best Friends sent me an E-Mail this week with 25 signs that you have grown up. I am going to post the 10 that I thought were the funniest and that I could relate to in my life even though I am only 26 years old. Let me hear your thoughts people and tell me if you can relate or not. No shame in this Game!

1. You keep more Food than Beer in your fridge.
2. 6:oo A.M. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
3. Dinner and a Movie is the whole damn date instead of the beginning of one!
4. You have no idea what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
5. Having sex in a twin sized bed is out of the question.
6. You drink at home to save money before heading out to the Bar.
7. The quote "I just cannot drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
8. When you find out a friend is pregnant, you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what happened!"
9. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of fast food leftovers.
10. 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real work.

Funny Picture From Super Hip G-Ma

A great reason why there was no looting in Texas during the hurricane.

Thanks for the laugh grandma.

THE REAL AMERICAN IDIOTS

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT - After 10+ years

My sister laughed because she thought it would never happen in bazillion years, but I am sad to say that after 10 years of being a wolverine fan, I can no longer support the U of M ball club. After having a very intelligent conversation with two people I work with ; Scott S. and Jason D. I have decided that there is no room in my life for MI.

Why you ask? Because I cannot support one of the most liberal schools in the country in one of the most liberal city's in the country. Sad, but true. All the people I work with who are MI fans are either wolverine wanabees that went to Eastern or they really went to MI and are just plain pricks, and have nothing positive to say about our wonderful president - George Dubya Bush, who I wholeheartedly support.

I am burning all of my MI GEAR in a bonfire behind my house tonight. I hope the Spartans beat their liberal asses to a pulp tomorrow.

GO CORNERSTONE UNIVERSITY!!!!

PS - and Green Day, your lucky I wasn't at your concert/LIBERAL Pep Rally here in Auburn Hills a few weeks ago, cuz I would have made 9/11 look like sparkler. I thought you were paid (50$ a ticket) to play music not endorse a political party. Of course your new album is called "AMERICAN IDIOT" because only idiots would pay for that shiot!

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